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cuntnozzle by themaroon December 9, 2008
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cuntizzle
Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.
Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..
Related Words
cuntnozzle • cuntmuzzle • Cuntfuzzled • cumnozzle • Cuntfuzzle • cuntizzle • Cuntozle • cuntsizzledick • cuntwizzle • cunt guzzler
cuntwizzle
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
cuntsizzledick
A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.
Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.
Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.
Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.
Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.
cuntsizzledick by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009
cuntmuzzle
Similar to pussy whipped;
1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife
2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants
1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife
2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants
cuntmuzzle by dogboy May 31, 2005
cuntguzzler
1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.
1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.
2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.
3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.
2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.
3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.
cuntguzzler by franzpolak November 10, 2010
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