noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!