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a mixture of a cuntrag and a bagel. No real definition, just incredibly funny to sayand get the othe person very confusedon what you just called them.
NOTE: must be said with zee rolling of zee "Rs" lolz jk

ex1: "shit shit kendall you stole zose pics from my photobucket, you are a cuntraggle!"

ex2: "your such a cuntraggle Alex"
Alex:"lmfaoo that is a funny word jerray"

cuntraggle by Kendall Rae Coughlin February 12, 2008

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Cuntbagger

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

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Cuntraggius Maximus

The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.

It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.

Dude, that girl at the bar last night who rejected me was a Cuntraggius Maximus.

Cuntraggius Maximus by Dr. Clitoris November 1, 2010

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Cuntaggedon

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014

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cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

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Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

Cuntrigger by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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cuntrage

The act whereby a man pisses a woman off to such an extreme level that she goes into a violent cuntrage

eg. unanswered sms sends woman into a crazy cuntrage where she berates a man about his lack of sexual performance and vows never to call him again

cuntrage by HelloKitty/Shinzlet July 24, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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