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Lady cum, the fem equivalent of 'nob-cheese'
man - 'Sally has real bad cuntjam'
cuntjam by hickers January 27, 2008
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Cuntamycin 

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs
Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin
Cuntamycin by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntamination 

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.
While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.
Drama only a cunt could make. Usually blown out of proportion. So much Drama the white girls will say " I can't even"
Dave: "did you hear the Cuntrama in the hallway during lunch?

Steve: dude the entire school heard that crap.
Cuntrama by Kaybul April 8, 2015
The act of jabbing a female's vaginal area.
Yo, cuntjab that ho.
cuntjab by Mike Gillette December 29, 2007

cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.
"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"
cuntamanious by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

cuntambasticle 

The testicle that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. In a group of two or three testicles, the cuntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. The cuntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.

While one cuntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.
For the last time, I don't care if your cuntambasticle smells like oranges.

Fuck me, Arf is acting like such a pansy. I bet he has two cuntambasticles.
cuntambasticle by Nugetard May 22, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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