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cuntraband 

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Illicit items concealed in the vagina.
The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.
cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Cuntrabanned 

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Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

contramacious

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Adjective describing someone who is persistently argumentative and contrary; someone who will always, always find some way to disagree with whatever you say just for the sake of it. Often associated with a short temper and with total logical disconnect.
Bob: So yeah, I hate those darn fundamentalists.
Dave: Yes, they do tend to be a tad small-minded.
Bob: WHAT? Are you saying you hate religious people?
Dave: Er, no...
Bob: Because my mother is religious, you know. DO YOU HATE MY MOM?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Dave: ...You're such a contramacious jerk, aren't you?

Cuntraband 

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Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.
Cuntraband by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

cuntamanious

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A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.
"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"
cuntamanious by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

cuntamatic 

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To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.
Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.
cuntamatic by DMAN111 January 6, 2007
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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