Cuntrama

Drama only a cunt could make. Usually blown out of proportion. So much Drama the white girls will say " I can't even"

Dave: "did you hear the Cuntrama in the hallway during lunch?

Steve: dude the entire school heard that crap.

by Kaybul April 8, 2015

cuntraband

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

contramacious

Adjective describing someone who is persistently argumentative and contrary; someone who will always, always find some way to disagree with whatever you say just for the sake of it. Often associated with a short temper and with total logical disconnect.

Bob: So yeah, I hate those darn fundamentalists.
Dave: Yes, they do tend to be a tad small-minded.
Bob: WHAT? Are you saying you hate religious people?
Dave: Er, no...
Bob: Because my mother is religious, you know. DO YOU HATE MY MOM?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Dave: ...You're such a contramacious jerk, aren't you?

by Brian The Goldfish February 3, 2006

Cuntraband

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.

Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.

by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.

"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"

by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

cuntamatic

To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.

Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.

by DMAN111 January 6, 2007