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1.the art of hitting on a woman will mild complements and flirtatious words. keeping it short and sweet. never giving her the feeling that she is being hit on, because she's getting jabbed ;)

2. small punches that do little to no harm, but gets the job done in a boxing match.

3.to get a feel for a woman's personality by asking her simple questions and giving her a clever response to her answer. bitches love when you listen.

4. Very short intellectual words, phrases or jokes that leave little to no room for female to think. therefore melting her brain and controlling her every thought. bitches loved being controlled.
1.Chonie_26 "hey man did you get that girls number"

RHett_69 "yup" i was jabbin her all night and she gave it up"
2. Oneal_45 "hey lets go jabbing tonight"
3. george_22 "i jab all day errrday"
4. mike_jones" hey lets go hit on some chicks tonight"

Paul_wall " no mike i do not hit on girls, its too cliche, lets go jabbing"

5. Brett27 " ive been jabbing this chick all semester and she still wont fuck me.

6.jason_99 "i have a girlfriend, doesnt mean i cant jab other girls ;)"

7. Nicker_bokers33 " hey man i don appreciate you jabbing my girlfriend.
jabbing by C_Money27 January 12, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
A verbal attack or "jab" usually made my a beady.
Beady been jabbing- "Well, you certainly enjoy your food don't you?"
"You looked f*cked mate"
"Well, it's the closest any of you boys are gonna get to pulling this weekend"
"Very funny, but you obviously have too much time on your hands"
"You should have snogged her... although you wouldn't have got very far anyway"
Jabbing by George&Tony October 16, 2006
It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
If your shaving you should be jabbing
Jabbing by Rogèrio July 31, 2022

jabbing a Darren 

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
jabbing a Darren by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Ram Jabbing 

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina
Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.
Ram Jabbing by retardomilos May 17, 2021

Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.

poo jabbing 

poo jabbing refers to the act of anal sex
sticking a penis up an asshole
i enjoy poo jabbing
he poo jabbed me
we poo jabbed each other
poo jabbing by sweet kitty September 8, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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