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cuntpocalypse 

The moment all hope has been forsaken. Whether it be getting sniped for the 150th time on MW3 or a random old drunk complaining that your chips didn't have any sauce, it is the time when the cunts triumph over the decent and just and one realizes that the world has truly descended into nothing other than a "cuntpocalypse".
"WHOLY FUCK ITS A CUNTPOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
cuntpocalypse by #thefaggotking2013 September 15, 2013
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Cuntpocalypse 

The art of being a cunt to anyone and everyone you have seen, spoken to or come in to contact with in the past 24 hours.
Q: Why are you being such a cunt?
A: Did you not hear? IT'S A CUNTPOCALYPSE.
Cuntpocalypse by TheAnalAvenger September 15, 2013
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catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.
dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(
catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008