cuntfucking
cuntfucking by semengangster May 18, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
CuntFucking Bitch
The person you see looking back at you when you stare into a shinny reflective surface.
Share this with those who are uniformed
Share this with those who are uniformed
CuntFucking Bitch by MoistNIgger June 29, 2016
Cuntfussing
/Kunt'fuss'ing/
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
Cuntfusing
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
Cunt Fucking Awesome
For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009
confuckingtinuously
1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.
2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018
confuckingfused
confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026