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CuntFucking Bitch 

The person you see looking back at you when you stare into a shinny reflective surface.

Share this with those who are uniformed
"Damn, that CuntFucking Bitch is rubbing their genitals on their food again"

Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018

confuckingfused 

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?
confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010