cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.

So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.

by twilyth February 21, 2010

contentious

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome

Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious

by Bababooie May 25, 2008

Cuntentines Day

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

by emily&vicki March 2, 2011

cutetious

In ebonics, a person who is extremely good-looking.

Takesha says her boo is more than cute; he is just cutetious.

by Walter Moores February 22, 2005

Cuntatious

1) adj. having cunt like qualities (physically)
2) adj. always in a rotten, mean mood

Ex. 1- Sierra looks like such a cuntatious whore

Ex. 2- Cait has always been so cuntatious to everyone

by Ryan Carrow February 17, 2010

Currentious

When water has current.

Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.

by Tiger Mubarak November 1, 2011

Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015