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cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.
So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.
cuntentious by twilyth February 21, 2010
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contentious 

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome
Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious
contentious by Bababooie May 25, 2008

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')
Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'
Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011
In ebonics, a person who is extremely good-looking.
Takesha says her boo is more than cute; he is just cutetious.
cutetious by Walter Moores February 22, 2005

Cuntatious 

1) adj. having cunt like qualities (physically)
2) adj. always in a rotten, mean mood
Ex. 1- Sierra looks like such a cuntatious whore

Ex. 2- Cait has always been so cuntatious to everyone
Cuntatious by Ryan Carrow February 17, 2010

Currentious 

When water has current.
Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.
Currentious by Tiger Mubarak November 1, 2011

Cuntitious 

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.
-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."
Cuntitious by LongJohns April 29, 2015
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