cuntcover
cuntcover by Mineral miner July 26, 2018
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cuntcer
I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
cuntcer by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007
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cuntnoyer
suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.
Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*
cuntnoyer by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
Cuntmower
Cuntmower by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
cuntverted
When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''
cuntverted by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017
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