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Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt
John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'
Sir Cuntalot by Majority Population February 20, 2015

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.
Sir Cuntalot by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.
"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."
cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008