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Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt
John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'
Sir Cuntalot by Majority Population February 20, 2015

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.

Sir Cuntalot by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.
"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."
cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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