An absolutely flawless babe. She's got the power to prossess her ridiculously good looks into your heart and make you fall in love instantly. Has a unbelivable athletic ability, that no one can over do, and has the mind of a tiger! Be sure to watch out, she uses her talents in unpredictable ways, and can bring any guy to his feet!!
Woah, it's Shelbie!! (Shel-be-hot)
Guy#1: "Ohh dude, look at that Shelbie chick, she's sexy!"
Guy#2: " I know, and she's about to be mine!"
A bueatiful bundle of joy and a very loyal friend. If u ever meet a shelsie she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Shelsie are also very sassy and sensitive. But they will do the impossible to protect you.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*