cuntclot

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.

"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."

by jreddish March 10, 2008

Cuntlotten

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt

John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'

by Majority Population February 20, 2015

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.

Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.

by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

cuntclut

Cuntclut is a womans vagina stuck onto a mans face.

" what the fuck is that thing on your face? "
" oh my god! " " your a cuntclut!!!!!! "

by TJEva September 30, 2005

cuntclogger

Multiple insertions of the male organ into the female counter-part, leading to clogging.

Man, that broad is a major cuntclogger...just look at her capacity.

by lesagekin April 2, 2008