cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

cunt globe

When a woman's vaginal area is strech to such an extreme that you can fit your face inside of it.

Your mom had such a cunt globe we fit both me and DJ's head inside of it!! what a whore!

by mike b March 18, 2005

cunt globe

when ones cunt has been so viciously humped that it resembles a globe, very loose and open.

I was about to give this chick the works but when i pulled down her kelt she had a cunt globe.

by dj b March 16, 2005

cuntglomeration

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntglover

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

by projekticeman November 18, 2010

cuntlove

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.

Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.

by Black Lily May 28, 2006

cuntglove

A pad > for periods

A glove for a vagina when bleeding.

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I can see her cuntglove!
Ugh! I just got my period. Now I have to wear a cuntglove.

by Kaelakinz September 11, 2016