cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

cunt faced by mark strotton October 2, 2006

cunt-faced 

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered

I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.

cunt-faced by James Gaffney December 1, 2004

cunt-faced whore

Stupid bitch with no consideraion;
Possible not to even have a reason to hate this person.

Don't talk shit, you cunt-faced whore!

cunt-faced whore by Elizabizzle May 26, 2006

Cunt-Faced-Whore 

A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.

Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.

Cunt-Faced-Whore by JohnM August 31, 2005

cunt faced cunt 

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.

Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"

cunt faced cunt by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009

Cunt Faced Fuck 

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.

Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!

Cunt Faced Fuck by Sacktap June 24, 2006

cunt faced cunt  

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.

"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"

cunt faced cunt by Craig Mac February 13, 2008