I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.
by James Gaffney December 01, 2004
The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006
noun;
1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
by Harry Jones September 29, 2006
by Finnthecunt June 08, 2006
for example,
From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,
"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"
From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,
"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"
by vajuxo February 08, 2010
by Finnthecunt June 04, 2006
Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"
by Nik Jeff February 12, 2008