bladdered 

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

bladdered by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

bladdered 

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

bladdered by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

bladdered 

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

bladdered by Fergusg May 13, 2006

bladdered 

to urinate on a sex partner (a consensual act)

She was beggin me, so I bladdered her

bladdered by Dick Weed May 13, 2005

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017