2 definitions by JohnM

Red Guitar

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet

by JohnM January 6, 2019

Cunt-Faced-Whore

A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.

Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.

by JohnM August 6, 2005