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Cuneiform

A system of writing in which wedge-shape symbols represented words or syllables. It originated in Mesopotamia and was used initially for Sumerian and Akkadian but later was adapted to represent other languages of western Asia. Because so many symbols had to be learned, literacy was confined to a relatively small group of administrators and scribes.
Because the reed made wedge-shaped impressions, the early pictures, which were more or less realistic, evolved into stylized combinations of strokes and wedges, a system known as cuneiform writing.
by HistoryNerd94 December 25, 2010
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Cuntiforous

khun-tif-er-uh s

adjective

1. cuntingly feral; cuntnoramous; cuntosaurus

2. causing repugnance or aversion: a cuntiforous person
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3. capable of causing cunt expulsion to an exact serving size of one quarter of a cup.

4. tending to cunt dive to excess/overdose resulting in the formation of behaviors consistent with either a woman's cunnylingus hole or <colloquial> a cunt of a person whom much like an over soaked sponge, excretes fluids and/or a foul offputting odour.

5. The condition in which women's dark or coloured underwear have bleach like discoloration stain where the clitoris and vaginal hole press and lightly wedge or cause friction the frontal part of the knickers. There is no such known cause of the phenomena however it is believed by many that in the first cycle of evolution the female homosaepian produced a thick viscous concentrate from her sausage wallet to use for cleaning purposes and disinfect potentially fatal wounds. Over thousands of phases of evolution this has become a more recessive gene in the strands of DNA and as such only after long term use of a pair of undies can the remnants and discontinued trait show. There have been noted gynaecology studies drawing many correlations between a woman's tendency to be drawn to a good stain remover commercial and their biological bleach producing glands.
"Just like that cuntiforous"

"the doctor told me it's cuntiforous"

"cuntingly cunt cunty cunny cuntnoramous cuntiforous cuntracting cunstubble"
by Cuntroller November 28, 2012
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Acute coniform stenosis (ACS)

The medical term for the narrowing of an arterial road by coning off all but one lane thus slowing traffic to a crawl. A serious and incurable paroxysmal condition frequently presenting on a Friday evening when we're all trying to get home from work in the rush hour. Symptoms usually involve the pointless deposition of cones earlier the same day by highway maintenance crews having absolutely no intention of carrying out their work until the following Monday. As the disease progresses it becomes clear that their aim is to cause maximum buggeration over the nation's hard-earned weekend break.
Frightfully sorry, old girl. Stuck in a jam. M25's gone down with a bad dose of Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) so won't be home 'till late. Have my slippers, paper and a nice fat spliff waiting by my chair. Top hole and tally ho, what!
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cuniforms

Passionate kisses, love nibbles, sucks, or love licks. A Mesopotamian lover. Carpal bones usually articulating with the ulna.
She's a goddess who first came to language through cuniforms.
by seahagbite June 18, 2011
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cuneiforms

Passionate kisses, love nibbles, sucks, or love licks. A Mesopotamian lover. Carpal bones usually articulating with the ulna.
She's a goddess who first came to language through cuneiforms.
by seahagbite June 18, 2011
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Cuneiformism

Cuneiformism is an ideology that believes on the modernization and restoration of the cuneiform writing and where all semitic languages and anunnaki languages should use modernized cuneiform. Futhermore, cuneiformism also seeks on the restoration of all semitic languages and the return of the use of those languages in all semitic countries, also seeking to restore anunnaki language and also use it in all semitic countries and anunnaki countries.
"Cuneiformism seeks to modernize cuneiform writing and modernize all Semitic languages and create modernized Earthian versions for the Anunnaki languages as well."
by Full Monteirism May 31, 2021
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Cuntformity

When one conforms to ______ unworthy of such obedience; but arguing against would be more effort than conforming
Ugh - cuntformity is the only way I get though my workday
by Kryptokitty July 24, 2016
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