cumza

A pizza covered in cum

Hey bro you want some cumza
Ewww nah

by YeBoiCheese November 16, 2020

cumza

When nigga

That bitch is cumza

by Ni99a fart November 16, 2020

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Cumaract

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cumach

(Noun) - A highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to ejaculate sperm.

It is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve orgasm while in the missionary position. If he removes himself from the woman just prior to ejaculation, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. A heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. Thus, the woman has a great stomach to cum on, or a "cumach".

Susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. She has a total cumach now.

by Captain Inches January 29, 2010