cumsomnia

A cum-induced insomnia.

"Stop giving me things to fantasize about! I'm already suffering from insomnia!"

"No, you have cumsomnia."

by Kuurei-Z June 5, 2018

cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Cummonia

Condition of the lungs when they are full of cum.

I gave that chick cummonia.

by Lgblues37 August 28, 2017

cumlombian gold

When a generous lad jacks it off, dries it up all nice and crusty, and then slices and scrapes it down to a fine line of powder. You then make some cooze starving for a protein injection snort it up the smell shaft. Oftentimes, she'll tilt her head up and snort some air to get the baby dust down further in her head on the long way to the ovaries.

Lisa was looking a little buleomic and fiending for a nutritious snack, so I took her out back and gave her a couple lines of cumlombian gold.

by arrrrrbe September 19, 2006

consomnia

Similar to insomnia (persistent problems falling and staying asleep) but sleeping difficulties only occur right before attending a convention usually because of either stress or excitement.

"Man you ok? You look exhausted"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"

by gilbertis April 6, 2016

Cinsomniael

The combination of French word "ciel" and English word "insomnia", which means the view you can see when you lie in your bed and can't fall asleep.

Another day of cinsomniael.

by 4Ciel August 11, 2017

Cumonia

A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.

Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.

by Scott Codeson May 3, 2021