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cumpuzzled 

When I did my homework I got very cumpuzzled over a times table question.
cumpuzzled by Mrs. Delbueno and Paige November 30, 2022

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."
"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.
my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.
cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

conpuzzled 

confused and Puzzled at the same time
math makes me conpuzzled
conpuzzled by Cats Cradle April 27, 2006

cumfuzzled 

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.
What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.
cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

cunfuzzled 

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.
I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!
cunfuzzled by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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