cumpty

a cuddly numpty who plays fortnite

oh boy he's a cumpty

by FireStickPixels October 31, 2018

cumpty dumpty

Masturbating whilst going for a shit.

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'

by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

Cumpy

a word originated in Hoboken, NJ used to described friendship.
I.E. your boy, your people

Cumpy what the F*** you doing over there

by Beau Hall January 28, 2009

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

by Aayla T December 28, 2017

cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly load into a jewfro.

Last night i was so wasted i cumpt into Jacob's jewfro.

by Captain Fireballs July 20, 2010