When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Get the Humpty Cumpty mug.

Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

Cumpt by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

Get the Cumpt mug.

Cumpy

a word originated in Hoboken, NJ used to described friendship.
I.E. your boy, your people

Cumpy what the F*** you doing over there

Cumpy by Beau Hall January 28, 2009

Get the Cumpy mug.

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

Crumpty by Aayla T December 28, 2017

Get the Crumpty mug.

cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly load into a jewfro.

Last night i was so wasted i cumpt into Jacob's jewfro.

cumpt by Captain Fireballs July 20, 2010

Get the cumpt mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026