Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.

"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"

Cumpost by talc-girl September 3, 2009

cumpost

A lowkey porn message primarily shared in groupchats amongst milf hungry teenagers

Dude, that cumpost made me cum buckets.

cumpost by jurinator February 13, 2017

Cumpost Bin 

An incredibly slutty girl, so much so that she has earn the title of being a cumpost bin

That girl Stacey keeps sleeping around, she is obviously a cumpost bin.

Cumpost Bin by Jammaz1 May 3, 2011

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

dot-compost 

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.

Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.

dot-compost by technodude February 26, 2006

CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.

I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!

CHAFP Compost by Very bright students August 29, 2022

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023