cummitting 

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

cummitting by mmm69 October 21, 2003

committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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committing the robbery by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

committing mass genocide 

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.

Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

committing mass genocide by Hiiam_larry October 29, 2021

committing bukakke 

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing bukakke is fun!

committing bukakke by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020

Commiting a JP 

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

Commiting a JP by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

Committing a sir Mitchell by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Cumletting 

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018