cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 22, 2003

Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

by elifblc October 23, 2008

CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

by J-Man2323 June 04, 2010

cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich February 15, 2018

Cummit

Cummit is a site created by wispyuvgirl as a competition to Ovarit, which unlike any other social media has email-based submisssions.

I hate Cummit, because I'm a TERF. I don't like being not special anymore.

by nanaki69 March 22, 2024