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Cumerade 

A delicious blend of electrolytes, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and nice...warm...CUM!!!

for more info, go to this link:

http://cumerade.ytmnd.com
- Hey dude, did you bring the gatorade to the race for the runners??

- You mean Cumerade, right??

- What's that??

- Don't worry about it...(maniacal laughs)
Cumerade by cumerade April 3, 2009
When a Man Cums into the camera and the women licks it up.
Cumera by ryan1232 April 30, 2009
A place where men excrete their jizzum upon. Also known as a bitches face.
Hey, tonight I am going to visit my cumenal.
Cumenal by Smokealotopotomus420 November 30, 2011

cumerang 

upon ejaculating into ones hand, one may naturally attempt to flick or spidey the cum away from oneself, the cumerrang is the recoil of the cum in such a way - you flick it on to ones self. hideous
I went to spidey Megan last night, but the elasticity of the cum caused a cumerang onto my jeans

Cameralised 

John cameralised his onion on Saturday evening.
Cameralised by Chicken Knuggets November 17, 2017

Cumralysis 

The act of cumming so much to become paralyzed
I developed cumralysis because I had too much free time
Cumralysis by Cumralysis April 24, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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