Cumralysis

The act of cumming so much to become paralyzed

I developed cumralysis because I had too much free time

by Cumralysis April 24, 2024

Caralysis

Procrastination in the form of the temporary inability to move from your car when parked outside a place you should but would rather not enter. i.e. the gym

Bro, I finally drove to the gym but my Caralysis kicked in and was stuck on my phone for half an hour before I finally went inside.

by Tood Smooth January 27, 2026