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caramelized 

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Adj. or verb . A way to describe a fine ass man. He is the definition of smooth with a sweetness about him that cannot be explained. He could easily be a player, but is not a douche. His boyish good looks mixed with his rugged sex appeal make him the perfect candidate for anything you're game for.

Can also be used to as a general term to describe what someone would do to a caramelized man.
- "Chris Pine is so hot."
-"Yea, but he's got nothing on Tyrese Gibson or Tyson Beckford, those men are caramelized."
-"Yea, I'd caramelize them."
caramelized by muyfriki December 15, 2010
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Caramelized 

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To be so charmed, dazzled and bewitched that your capacity of logic and reasoning is significantly lowered.

To be so high on Oxytocin and Endorphins, that your mind and body are temporarily retarded, and your defense systems weakened and paralized.
- “Did you really forget our plan to go to Albufera and La Diva yesterday?”
- “Yeah sorry i’ve been caramelized all day”

- “Did you seriously give that bich our Netflix and spotify account?”
- “ Sorry man, she caramalized me?”
Caramelized by whatupdocc February 24, 2024

Caramelized Horse Dick 

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The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.
I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

caramelized onion 

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When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.
Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

Caramelized Biddies 

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When some old bitches get oiled up and they dead skin peels off. Cooked like caramel. (Care-ah-meal)
I went on pornhub and found caramelized biddies. Shit was really hot.
Caramelized Biddies by Dboss1 August 24, 2019

get caramelized 

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When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
get caramelized by Sofiuh April 23, 2017

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? 

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a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends
is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?
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