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cum eater 

Is a female who love to eat and swallow as much cum as she can.
a female who loves to eat cum out of the pussy of another female after a gang bang
Last night after Jens Gang bang she had cum all over her and in her pussy. Sarah made sure to lick up all the cum off her body and pussy. sarah is sych a cum eater
cum eater by slutfriend July 30, 2009

Cumwater 

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.
That dude likes to drink cumwater.
Cumwater by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

cum eater 

A male that consumes the semen of other males, often in the belief that the androgens and hormones will impart greater strength and muscle building. Testosterone and related compounds are absorbed through the mucosal lining of the mouth, as the acids in the stomach probably break down the hormones. Often thought of as homosexuals, increasing numbers of straight males are participating in this activity. Younger males (18-25 years) are the largest segment, followed by males over age 50. While some will suck dick, others ask their sperm donors to jerk off in their mouth, or in a cup.

Some trendy urban bars offer shots of horse semen -- another take on this phenomenon.
Joe was pretty skinny until he became a cum eater thanks to the generosity of his gym buddies. Now he is buff.
cum eater by reptiles122 May 31, 2013

Jiggy Cumwater 

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank
Jiggy Cumwater by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

Cumwater cunt 

Especially guttural and foul person.
Those cumwater cunts are stepping into business that isn’t theirs.
Cumwater cunt by 5757bagodicks March 30, 2022
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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