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Cumcain is made when a male ejaculates semen, then its put onto a hard surface, you wait for it to dry, scrape it off with a blade, cut it up into a thin powder, and snort it. Commonly consumed by women.
"Daddies cumcain had me feeling like a dirty little cunt."

"All my exes have made different cumcain, its wild."

"After I sucked Ryans cock I went into the bathroom and rubbed it off my face onto the counter. In the morning I cut that shit and got so fucking high."
cumcain by green goblin semen demon October 31, 2023
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When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.
ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano
cumcano by Big Taran November 1, 2010
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cumcaine 

another noun for semen under the correct circumstances: after the ejaculated semen has come out of the penis it is then snorted through the nose as if it were cocaine.
After class last thursday, Jessica invited invited me to her house to perform fellatio on me and then snort my cumcaine via her nostrils.
cumcaine by bobefresh September 28, 2007

Cumcaine 

It's when excess jizz is snorted like Cocaine powder.
Tom: Yo, Linda is Down With the Cumcaine Yo!
Harry: My my.

Cumcannon 

The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.
So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.
Cumcannon by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005
When you cum in someone's ass and then they fart, creating the same effect as a vulcano.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried the cumcano on Saturday."
Cumcano by Justme™ February 16, 2020

cumcandle 

when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame
bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...
cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016
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