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cumcaine 

another noun for semen under the correct circumstances: after the ejaculated semen has come out of the penis it is then snorted through the nose as if it were cocaine.
After class last thursday, Jessica invited invited me to her house to perform fellatio on me and then snort my cumcaine via her nostrils.
cumcaine by bobefresh September 28, 2007
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Cumcaine 

It's when excess jizz is snorted like Cocaine powder.
Tom: Yo, Linda is Down With the Cumcaine Yo!
Harry: My my.

cumcaine 

cumcaine is the dried white cum-flakes that a cadet[ scrapes and [shakes out of other cadets' jockstaps and then snorts like cocaine.
I five-finger discounted some jockstraps from the cadet locker-room in the gym, and now I'm gonna snort some cumcaine.
cumcaine by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Cumcaine 

Cum which has been snorted by a female after giving head to a male.
James: "Hey John how was night last night?"
John: "It was great man! I was getting head from Sarah last night and I made her snort my cum."
James: "Sick bro! She snorted some cumcaine"

Cumcaine 

When a man ejaculates while getting head and the girls snorts it like cocaine and then hawks it up so she can then spit it wherever she would like, preferably a mans anus.
My girl was friending for some cumcaine until I give her a fix
Cumcaine by Ilovecumcaine December 1, 2019

Cumcaine 

When a male ejaculates onto a female and they wait for it to dry before scraping it up into a fine powder and then snorting it
“Dude me and my girlfriend tried some cumcaine last night, have you tried it?”
Cumcaine by Lubearray April 9, 2022
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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