cumcano
When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.
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Cumcano
the acting cumming in ass then having that person fart directly into your mouth blasyingnout all the semen.
Man1: dude I came in my girls ass and we pulled an accidental cumcano. *goes in for a high five*
Man2: Johnathan that was your mother she came to visit you in the asylum you've been locked up for 8 years
Man1 so no high five *lowers hand*
Man2: Johnathan that was your mother she came to visit you in the asylum you've been locked up for 8 years
Man1 so no high five *lowers hand*
Cumcano by Herbert joemingo January 6, 2020
Cumcano
When masturbating after ejaculation when the cum fills your belly button. You squeeze your belly button causing a cumcano
Cumcano by dr. cuddles February 22, 2011
Cumcannon
The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.
So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.
Cumcannon by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005
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cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016
Cummanoid
A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.
"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"
Cummanoid by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008