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cum bong 

Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.
What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.
cum bong by Ben Hill May 2, 2006
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cumbungle 

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"
That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!
cumbungle by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017
a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum
look at that cumbone
cumbone by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021
1) An absolutely nasty, worthless whore.

2) A vagina, or an unkept and sloppy vagina.
"Becky is such a fucking cumbog."

"Punch that bitch in her cumbog!"
cumbog by arbitrarynickname January 31, 2005

cumbonara 

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"
cumbonara by Assjack1 May 18, 2012
After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012