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cum bong 

Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.
What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.
cum bong by Ben Hill May 2, 2006
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cumbungle 

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"
That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!
cumbungle by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017
a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum
look at that cumbone
cumbone by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021
1) An absolutely nasty, worthless whore.

2) A vagina, or an unkept and sloppy vagina.
"Becky is such a fucking cumbog."

"Punch that bitch in her cumbog!"
cumbog by arbitrarynickname January 31, 2005

cumbonara 

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"
cumbonara by Assjack1 May 18, 2012
After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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