A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death
Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
by Eshays2117 December 03, 2019
Cumberland is the school no one wants to go.
Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!
Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!
by Therealbossman017471 December 16, 2018
School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina
Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack December 23, 2017
Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.
by SeaBass ✈ May 31, 2017
Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.
by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021
A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 21, 2023
Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
by Rudhfbf January 04, 2023