cumberface 

The facial expression employed by an ejaculating Benedict Cumberbatch.

"I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix, except when I've got my Cumberface on."

cumberface by Vicount Palmerstone March 18, 2014

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

Hubert Cumberdale by PopCat August 28, 2004

Cumberbachelor 

Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.

"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".

Cumberbachelor by emmelby July 31, 2013

Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.

example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...

Hubert Cumberdale by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005

Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

Hubert Cumberdale by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

cumberjack 

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

cumberjack by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cumberdale

A sperm filled cucumber

I just had a Cumberdale

Cumberdale by iAdam____ February 4, 2014