cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

reverse cumberjack

Mechanically similar to the cumberjack, but instead of ejaculating on the woman's face, and pooping in her belly button, the man ejaculates on her stomach and poops in her mouth.

Phyllis was okay with being cumberjacked, but when she least expected it, he pulled a fast one and gave her the reverse cumberjack.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017

lumberjackolicious

lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.

The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.

Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.

by HJ4H January 12, 2015

lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

by foayo December 4, 2013