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cum-sucker 

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.
As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!
cum-sucker by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

cum sucker 

One who swallows semen with joy.
Ingo is such a Cum Sucker.
cum sucker by Tragic Johnson December 8, 2007

cum sucker 

One who puts another persons penis in his mouth, sucking until it ejaculates, and then swallowing all of the cum.
Did you see Ingo swallow the whole load? He's a real Cum Sucker
cum sucker by Tragic Johnson December 8, 2007

Cum Sucker 

I am such a fucking cum sucker
Cum Sucker by Shithole June 5, 2003

Cum Sucker 

Someone who enjoys putting long objects in their mouth.
Remember that Ingo Tragelehn from MTV's Real World? He was such a Cum Sucker.
Cum Sucker by Longshaft McWormy November 24, 2007

Cum Sucker 

Leroy be one back mo-fuckin' cum sucker
Cum Sucker by long duck dong November 2, 2003

Cum Sucker 

One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.
I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."
Cum Sucker by Doc Velocity November 21, 2019
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