crumsucker

When a man has sex with a woman and cums on ther pubic hair and it dries up,then the next person comes along and wants to eat her out and eats the dried up cum on her pubic hair.

Dude your such a crumsucker.

by D-Man401 November 10, 2009

rumsucker

A term derived from pirates' bad behavior, describing one who sponges off the bounty of others.

That asshole is, hands down, an accomplished and highly flamboyant rumsucker.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

cumsucker

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011