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rumsucker 

A term derived from pirates' bad behavior, describing one who sponges off the bounty of others.
That asshole is, hands down, an accomplished and highly flamboyant rumsucker.
rumsucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

Crumpacker 

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.
Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.
Crumpacker by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.
Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.
Chumbucker by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.
Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!
cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

Cumfuckery 

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck
What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?
Cumfuckery by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011