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cum tree 

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.
When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!
cum tree by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

Cum Tree 

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.
Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
Cum Tree by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

Tree cum 

Tree cum another word for pollen
yo dude you allergic to tree cum or something
Tree cum by staples are tasty July 10, 2021

shake the tree until they all cum out. 

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.

cum trees 

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!
Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.
cum trees by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007
When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.
Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.
cumtree by LMAO can January 5, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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