Definitions by eafoigrtw

naked cheese 

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

naked cheese by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

oven twat 

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

oven twat by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

hot twat 

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; hot twat.

Man, your girlfriend is chubby! Yeah, but she's got a hot twat.

hot twat by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

roasting meat curtain 

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

roasting meat curtain by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

steamy beaver 

An unusually hot vagina, often belonging to a fat chick.

I know she's ugly, but she had a mad steamy beaver!

steamy beaver by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

cum trees 

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

cum trees by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007