eafoigrtw's definitions

oven twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

cum trees

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

steamy beaver

An unusually hot vagina, often belonging to a fat chick.

I know she's ugly, but she had a mad steamy beaver!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

hot twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; hot twat.

Man, your girlfriend is chubby! Yeah, but she's got a hot twat.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007