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cumtree
person 1: Hey man, guess what. I looked at my family cumtree and Im related to Einstein!
Person 2: No way dude!!
Person 2: No way dude!!
cumtree by spick-tacular September 22, 2017
Related Words
cumtreefuckface • cum tree • Cuntree • cumreen • Cumteen • cumtress • cuntreegirl • cum teeth • Cum Creep • Cum Creek
Cum tree
Cum tree by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020
cum tree
When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!
cum tree by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005
Cuntree
The place to send a person who already resides in his own country but who stopped making any sense and lost all abilities to argue diligently, typically on social media. Since the person is already in his/her own country, the only place for them left to go back to is the cunt they came out from or any other within their family tree.
Typically used to address a person of Maltese origins, resides in Malta and thinks foreigners are aliens.
To be used in a polite manner, ideally by thanking the person you are addressing with this request.
Typically used to address a person of Maltese origins, resides in Malta and thinks foreigners are aliens.
To be used in a polite manner, ideally by thanking the person you are addressing with this request.
Example 1:
Marjow Borg Real Estate Agent: ''BARGAIN. Larger than usual 55sqm two bedroom apartment in Sliema. Luxury finished. EUR 890,000."
Marija Sammut: " Marjow, please delete the post and go back to your cuntree. Thank you"
Example 2:
Gina Bezzina: "All these foreigners are taking over our island. We should send them back to their country, our economy was doing fine without them."
Andrew Johnsson: " Gina please be so kind and go back to your cuntree. Make sure to take any offspring with you. Thank you."
Marjow Borg Real Estate Agent: ''BARGAIN. Larger than usual 55sqm two bedroom apartment in Sliema. Luxury finished. EUR 890,000."
Marija Sammut: " Marjow, please delete the post and go back to your cuntree. Thank you"
Example 2:
Gina Bezzina: "All these foreigners are taking over our island. We should send them back to their country, our economy was doing fine without them."
Andrew Johnsson: " Gina please be so kind and go back to your cuntree. Make sure to take any offspring with you. Thank you."
cumtress
n. The female version of a cumpig
A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.
A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.
cumtress by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010
Cuntree
A name for tree which has a certain growth(s) in the bark of its trunk, which resemble the labia majora (outer lips) of a vagina (cunt). Derived from the melding of the words "cunt" and "tree".
Cuntree by K. Routledge May 8, 2006
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026