cumtree

When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.

Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.

by LMAO can January 5, 2010

cumtree

Your family tree, years and years of semen that were responsible for your worthless life.

person 1: Hey man, guess what. I looked at my family cumtree and Im related to Einstein!
Person 2: No way dude!!

by spick-tacular September 22, 2017