cumtree 

When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.

Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.

cumtree by LMAO can January 5, 2010

cumtree 

Your family tree, years and years of semen that were responsible for your worthless life.

person 1: Hey man, guess what. I looked at my family cumtree and Im related to Einstein!
Person 2: No way dude!!

cumtree by spick-tacular September 22, 2017

Cum tree 

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

Cum tree by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020

cum tree 

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

cum tree by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

Cuntree 

The place to send a person who already resides in his own country but who stopped making any sense and lost all abilities to argue diligently, typically on social media. Since the person is already in his/her own country, the only place for them left to go back to is the cunt they came out from or any other within their family tree.

Typically used to address a person of Maltese origins, resides in Malta and thinks foreigners are aliens.

To be used in a polite manner, ideally by thanking the person you are addressing with this request.

Example 1:

Marjow Borg Real Estate Agent: ''BARGAIN. Larger than usual 55sqm two bedroom apartment in Sliema. Luxury finished. EUR 890,000."

Marija Sammut: " Marjow, please delete the post and go back to your cuntree. Thank you"

Example 2:

Gina Bezzina: "All these foreigners are taking over our island. We should send them back to their country, our economy was doing fine without them."

Andrew Johnsson: " Gina please be so kind and go back to your cuntree. Make sure to take any offspring with you. Thank you."

Cuntree by naghga September 28, 2019

cumtress 

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.

Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.

cumtress by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010

Cuntree 

A name for tree which has a certain growth(s) in the bark of its trunk, which resemble the labia majora (outer lips) of a vagina (cunt). Derived from the melding of the words "cunt" and "tree".

"I say, that tree over there looks like it has a cunt! Haha! It is a 'cuntree!'"

Cuntree by K. Routledge May 8, 2006