Urban Dictionary: Cum tree

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Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

by Uncle_milksteak July 08, 2020

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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cum tree

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

by Virgil Samuels May 28, 2005

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Cum Tree

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.

Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...

by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

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cum trees

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

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cumtree

When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.

Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.

by LMAO can January 05, 2010

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cumtree

Your family tree, years and years of semen that were responsible for your worthless life.

person 1: Hey man, guess what. I looked at my family cumtree and Im related to Einstein!
Person 2: No way dude!!

by spick-tacular September 22, 2017

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