cum tart

A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.

"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"

"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"

cum tart by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

cum tart by Stephrie August 22, 2023

tarte de cum 

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

tarte de cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Cumtart 

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

Cumtart by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021

Cumtart 

When you get a hand job, with an armpit instead of a hand, and you cum in between the arm and pit. Slam it together and there’s a cumtart.

Guy 1: “Hey man, you ever gave your girl a cumtart?”

Guy 2: “No, what is that?”

Cumtart by Crocsandhoes July 21, 2019