cum tart

A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.

"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"

"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

by Stephrie August 22, 2023

tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Cumtart

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021

Cumtart

When you get a hand job, with an armpit instead of a hand, and you cum in between the arm and pit. Slam it together and there’s a cumtart.

Guy 1: “Hey man, you ever gave your girl a cumtart?”

Guy 2: “No, what is that?”

by Crocsandhoes July 21, 2019