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Cum on me 

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
Cum on me by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

cum on me sky daddy 

1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way
F1: its snowing outside

F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me

Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cum on me titties 

A large pair of boobs with enough top cleavage for a man to ejaculate on while the girl is sitting up straight without supporting or caressing them.
Dude, did you see the new girl? She’s got a great pair of cum on me titties.

Oh yeah, those tits are just begging to covered in cum.
Cum on me titties by Db.on.db November 16, 2022

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy. 

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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