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cum guzzeling gutter slut 

A cunt whore-face that deserves to be stabbed in the neck
My boss is a cum guzzeling gutter slut

cum guzzeling skuzz bucket

filthy, dirty, no-good whore.....no wait whore's charge money so Slut....yes a filthy, dirty, no-good slut!
trust me dude you don't want to go out with here she's a cum guzzeling skuzz bucket!

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt 

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

cum guzzling slut 

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions
your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

cum guzzling sausage junkie 

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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