cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 02, 2016

Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"

Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"

by Fedex1220 August 02, 2016