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The act of being completely oblivious to the verbal and non-verbal cues of others.
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...

Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

(Later)

Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.

Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!
Cueless by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011
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Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
Clueless Speak by jdi May 10, 2004

CluelessDay

A nerd, expects to get stuff for free without doing any work. Top ten clowns: this guy. He's either pooping or sleeping with an excuse that he's "doing house work".
Milo: what is CluelessDay doing
Canceled: probably shitting
typical: what da dog doing
CluelessDay by imcancelled June 10, 2021

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

cluelessality 

it is being in the reality of the realization that you are clueless
Jumping in the middle of a discussion, her cluelessality on the topic was overwhelming
cluelessality by mymint87 January 11, 2011

Clit Clueless 

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.
Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.
Clit Clueless by jaggerbush January 28, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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