To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

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cranglet

i lost kinda

lets see if i can yeet this to the trashcan! nooooo! cranglet!

cranglet by unicorngirl300 January 24, 2023

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cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\

The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.

"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"

"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"

crangle by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009

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crangle

verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf

Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler

crangle by meatton June 2, 2009

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Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.

"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"

Crangle by Dadigreg May 4, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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