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cranglet 

lets see if i can yeet this to the trashcan! nooooo! cranglet!
cranglet by unicorngirl300 January 24, 2023
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Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.
“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”
Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010
cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\

The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.
"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"

"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"
crangle by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009
verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf
Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler
crangle by meatton June 2, 2009

cranklet 

Slang for a female baseball fan. A term fashionable in the latter half of the 19th century.
Mary really enjoys the game of baseball. In fact she is quite the cranklet!
cranklet by darthvedder81 May 6, 2011
Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.
"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"
Crangle by Dadigreg May 4, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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